Steam of conch
Intro gedicht hef gewicht inuit verplicht
Niet aankomen – dat is bah MONEY
Ben je gevallen? Waar is het ow? Aaah? MONEY
Uw majesteit uw uw gazon uw distels
Republican tantrum, hissy-fit, screaming abdabs
let’s settle this with pistols
I told my children the facts of life
Cinderalla come Sexyrella, the deep-fried wife
The bubbling Dopamine from the sexual intercourse
ACH need to Know? No to Need
Shoes melted, fused to her feets
as we swim in tomorrow’s daylight HONEY
Deep-fried wife dat krijg je daarvan
Da kidz was shocked and angry like
Vrom? Vrom? Fuck and filth he growled at the bathroom mirror
Fuck and filth Foek en vies sweesh Rome Brabant KUTZOOI
w-w-w-w-w waar de menus, minutieus, the back streets, Frankie Knuckles
nearly 50, house to home, steam of consciousness
ffffwwwwfffffwwwwwwwwwwwwhhhhhhhhhhh
Willem de Ridder welcome to Lambiek (everybody wants to rule the park)
Tuesday, 15 September 2009
Friday, 4 September 2009
hoera een jongen
Tiblisi blini stream stro ought will we’re nice people
Gestural delineations give visual evidence, the whole truth
And but nothing knuckle a note, pout bouncy, part finding
An answers in tomorrow’s breaminkler, an alpert, a cornflower
Gee sshh exegesis, climp, bun, until we bathe in tomorrow’s daylight,
Stralbert, mister, like a trick question passion, your body will C bunkum B,
The no note, spring’s cushion beyond tolet you know as possible, soon
You tipper ess, directional it’s alright wonky blimmed as I’m
Just dirt on tubaul, your tube, metals a briskly cone fident, this way
That way, you’ll be upside don in minutes, down the dungeon
Like a trick, nothing lost.
Gestural delineations give visual evidence, the whole truth
And but nothing knuckle a note, pout bouncy, part finding
An answers in tomorrow’s breaminkler, an alpert, a cornflower
Gee sshh exegesis, climp, bun, until we bathe in tomorrow’s daylight,
Stralbert, mister, like a trick question passion, your body will C bunkum B,
The no note, spring’s cushion beyond tolet you know as possible, soon
You tipper ess, directional it’s alright wonky blimmed as I’m
Just dirt on tubaul, your tube, metals a briskly cone fident, this way
That way, you’ll be upside don in minutes, down the dungeon
Like a trick, nothing lost.
Tuesday, 18 August 2009
UUUURRRRR
Excuse me, chairs are not allowed on the grass. They may damage the hose in the ground. They probably won't but we take no chances here.
Look at the sun setting. Look at those quintessential village roofs and listen to that driver swear, see her spit.
What a world-fuck.
Look at the sun setting. Look at those quintessential village roofs and listen to that driver swear, see her spit.
What a world-fuck.
Tradition
Clowning is an art - you can't buy no double negative. Black flowers will reward your investment of energy and ideals, although
you need some milk
you need some.
Revolutionary voices rumble from the next house, a train swooshes through the station
like a bride.
Now, if you think that's all there is to it, watch!
you need some milk
you need some.
Revolutionary voices rumble from the next house, a train swooshes through the station
like a bride.
Now, if you think that's all there is to it, watch!
Friday, 24 July 2009
Tuesday, 23 June 2009
Wednesday, 3 June 2009
Ask Murdress
Attempt to knock a dude out with a knee strike. The K1 fighter's raised knee froze like a statue and became more balletic as the hours passed of our regarding it.
Schoolchildren covered the fighter in wattle and daub. His frightened eyes trapped in his husk rolled in his burly bruised head. His tattoos were covered by dusk.
The kids tipped him over onto a flat-bed truck and drove him out to a field with a platform of pallets tied together with paisley scarves. They erected the K1 fighter in the centre of the pallets.
He looked from a distance like a scarecrow yet did not repel birds, quite the opposite. They flocked to the dark, dried mud figure and shat on it.
Schoolchildren covered the fighter in wattle and daub. His frightened eyes trapped in his husk rolled in his burly bruised head. His tattoos were covered by dusk.
The kids tipped him over onto a flat-bed truck and drove him out to a field with a platform of pallets tied together with paisley scarves. They erected the K1 fighter in the centre of the pallets.
He looked from a distance like a scarecrow yet did not repel birds, quite the opposite. They flocked to the dark, dried mud figure and shat on it.
Tuesday, 2 June 2009
GONNA TWIST THIS ONE THEN STILETTO IT
ALL THESE TINGS HAPPENIN AT ONCE. WHAT A WORLD.
SOME SIMULTANEITY
As a grumbling but happy French comedian
shoves his fingers into the fountain in Dijon,
a troop of monkeys rounds
the horizon of the pink square.
Intent on mischief, they piss in the pool.
After sunning herself on a carpet of chilly blues,
an elderly farmer sneezes theatrically
and feels her abdominal muscles
tighten.
On a country lane in Wiltshire, a mother presses
her sons into a prickly hedge
as a vintage Wolsley speeds
past them in the late afternoon haze.
It rains on the outskirts of Brussels. Koen scrubs mussels
in his bedsit above the bar
on the corner of Avenue Constant Permeke
and Rue Fernand Léger.
It’s five thirty-seven and he still needs to buy beer.
ALL THESE TINGS HAPPENIN AT ONCE. WHAT A WORLD.
SOME SIMULTANEITY
As a grumbling but happy French comedian
shoves his fingers into the fountain in Dijon,
a troop of monkeys rounds
the horizon of the pink square.
Intent on mischief, they piss in the pool.
After sunning herself on a carpet of chilly blues,
an elderly farmer sneezes theatrically
and feels her abdominal muscles
tighten.
On a country lane in Wiltshire, a mother presses
her sons into a prickly hedge
as a vintage Wolsley speeds
past them in the late afternoon haze.
It rains on the outskirts of Brussels. Koen scrubs mussels
in his bedsit above the bar
on the corner of Avenue Constant Permeke
and Rue Fernand Léger.
It’s five thirty-seven and he still needs to buy beer.
Monday, 27 April 2009
Conch bunny
I bit the head off a chocolate bunny and blew into the hole, producing a sound like wind in a conch. This brought to mind a hotel on a steep hill by the seaside, tractor tyres rolling down the lawn to crash into prickly hedges as dusk began its onset.
Wednesday, 15 April 2009
Adrew
I need to create something for the Dubdichters Festival.
On the poster, they missed the 'n' out of my name.
Maybe that could be a starting point for a beautiful poem or profound relationship between audience and poet.
On the poster, they missed the 'n' out of my name.
Maybe that could be a starting point for a beautiful poem or profound relationship between audience and poet.
Monday, 6 April 2009
Wednesday, 1 April 2009
gs
Bias-Variance Analysis
Let X be a poem of objects and let dogs bark
and warm spring winds blow cheeks red
distribution (or density) on X × R
(where R reperesents an arbitrary trail of gold.
In other worlds X is a probability density on
pairs hx, yi with x 2 sequence of deduced conclusions and y 2 R.
We now consider an arbitrary space of
insisted joy functions fw : X ! R with w 2 RD.
For example, we might have
fw(x) = w · _(x) where _ : X ! R is a feature map.
But we might also have some other arbitrary function
such as the following “neural network”.
The full bias-variance analysis is to rewrite L2(A) as follows.
L2(A) = ED__N,hx, yi__
_
(fA(D)(x) − y)2_
= ED__N,hx, yi__
_
((fA(D)(x) − fA(x)) − (y − fA(x)))2_
= ED__N,hx, yi__
_
(fA(D)(x) − fA(x))2 − 2(fA(D)(x) − fA(x))(y − fA(x)) + (y − fA(x))2_
= Ex__
_
(fA(D)(x) − fA(x))2_
−2Ehx, yi__
_
(y − fA(x))ED__N
_
fA(D)(x) − fA(x)
__
+Ehx, yi__
_
(y − fA(x))2_
= Ex__
_
(fA(D)(x) − fA(x))2_
+ L2(fA)
= Ex__,D__N
_
(fA(D)(x) − fA(x))2_
+Ex__
_
(fA(x) − f_(x))2_
+Ehx, yi__ genre
_
(y − f_(x))2_
(don't!!)
Let X be a poem of objects and let dogs bark
and warm spring winds blow cheeks red
distribution (or density) on X × R
(where R reperesents an arbitrary trail of gold.
In other worlds X is a probability density on
pairs hx, yi with x 2 sequence of deduced conclusions and y 2 R.
We now consider an arbitrary space of
insisted joy functions fw : X ! R with w 2 RD.
For example, we might have
fw(x) = w · _(x) where _ : X ! R is a feature map.
But we might also have some other arbitrary function
such as the following “neural network”.
The full bias-variance analysis is to rewrite L2(A) as follows.
L2(A) = ED__N,hx, yi__
_
(fA(D)(x) − y)2_
= ED__N,hx, yi__
_
((fA(D)(x) − fA(x)) − (y − fA(x)))2_
= ED__N,hx, yi__
_
(fA(D)(x) − fA(x))2 − 2(fA(D)(x) − fA(x))(y − fA(x)) + (y − fA(x))2_
= Ex__
_
(fA(D)(x) − fA(x))2_
−2Ehx, yi__
_
(y − fA(x))ED__N
_
fA(D)(x) − fA(x)
__
+Ehx, yi__
_
(y − fA(x))2_
= Ex__
_
(fA(D)(x) − fA(x))2_
+ L2(fA)
= Ex__,D__N
_
(fA(D)(x) − fA(x))2_
+Ex__
_
(fA(x) − f_(x))2_
+Ehx, yi__ genre
_
(y − f_(x))2_
(don't!!)
Thursday, 5 March 2009
Thursday, 26 February 2009
Wednesday, 25 February 2009
Watch yourself – surveillance cameras in the bedroom
Flavour of a month
Fine layer of crumbs on the floorboards
Carnaval creepers intwined in obscene dancers’ search warrants
Could you burn more wet wood, waterman?
Then roll your right nose over the steel-sticky respect
Then come oranges, limes, milk, balustrades, Baltimore
The desert makes her brave
You are assigned the following hobbies:
White outings
Sections of pear piracy
Mild poker
Maths over smugness
Desire to light the shed mountains
Coffees
Number place piano pauses
Aleo aloo aloovi
Flavour of a month
Fine layer of crumbs on the floorboards
Carnaval creepers intwined in obscene dancers’ search warrants
Could you burn more wet wood, waterman?
Then roll your right nose over the steel-sticky respect
Then come oranges, limes, milk, balustrades, Baltimore
The desert makes her brave
You are assigned the following hobbies:
White outings
Sections of pear piracy
Mild poker
Maths over smugness
Desire to light the shed mountains
Coffees
Number place piano pauses
Aleo aloo aloovi
Wednesday, 18 February 2009
uummmmm, thinking out loud
James heeft een reactie geplaatst in een discussie.
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Re: Ding dong the bells without my radio
wick wick...
Hey,
Of course I'll be there in my thread and web. How could I not be? And, indeed, I've said as much. Helene brings me to the ever-so-serious STAG pluralise that?
Seriously, I think we should meet up before space in their diaries debauchery.
It's stop next week - although I'll be in doing OfSTED smoking hypnotherapy appointment and am viewing a Rent to Buy flat in Hackney; to Paris..... But, ummm, thinking out loud, would you be a fucking cold again.
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Re: Ding dong the bells without my radio
wick wick...
Hey,
Of course I'll be there in my thread and web. How could I not be? And, indeed, I've said as much. Helene brings me to the ever-so-serious STAG pluralise that?
Seriously, I think we should meet up before space in their diaries debauchery.
It's stop next week - although I'll be in doing OfSTED smoking hypnotherapy appointment and am viewing a Rent to Buy flat in Hackney; to Paris..... But, ummm, thinking out loud, would you be a fucking cold again.
Monday, 16 February 2009
labelling
i'd like to write a poem in which various elements are labelled, rather after the manner of Harry Mathews' 'The Journalist'
Friday, 13 February 2009
ostriches
a sack of images
weighed down by stop
dusted and not done
stains
blueberry jam
stale and all its uses
mick
panty
light and the last
listless lust
broohaha
snow photos
turned out
pinned eyes
weighed down by stop
dusted and not done
stains
blueberry jam
stale and all its uses
mick
panty
light and the last
listless lust
broohaha
snow photos
turned out
pinned eyes
Friday, 23 January 2009
Thursday, 22 January 2009
eerste oester
here comes the queen
be in earnest about this letter
it’s your first oyster
you’ll be a chef
and
Tilburg is Australia
here comes the queen
drink harry drink
pieter vrede’s pocket monsters waited
but the piss ant never showed up
here comes the queen
but
Wailord is now asleep
be in earnest about this letter
it’s your first oyster
you’ll be a chef
and
Tilburg is Australia
here comes the queen
drink harry drink
pieter vrede’s pocket monsters waited
but the piss ant never showed up
here comes the queen
but
Wailord is now asleep
Wednesday, 14 January 2009
Capital P poet
the pen held in the gentle fist,
an extra silvery digit,
a crooked angle flashing
across pricey recycled vellum
dangling personality on the end of a stick
frantic dancing,
seamless improvization
of outre steps at the heart of it all
guzzling images and shards
of insights from the source,
a rusty, slightly stale trickle,
somewhere on the campus
an extra silvery digit,
a crooked angle flashing
across pricey recycled vellum
dangling personality on the end of a stick
frantic dancing,
seamless improvization
of outre steps at the heart of it all
guzzling images and shards
of insights from the source,
a rusty, slightly stale trickle,
somewhere on the campus
Tuesday, 13 January 2009
CREST
DANCE
OF THE COCKERELS
TRUTH COW
seems to suggest an upward movement - is not strict, in the strict sense
OF THE COCKERELS
TRUTH COW
seems to suggest an upward movement - is not strict, in the strict sense
Monday, 12 January 2009
Sun 11 Jan
your name carved in butter
on the site of a painting
pssst mr C, your world is waiting for you
on the site of a painting
pssst mr C, your world is waiting for you
Tuesday, 6 January 2009
10 titles for paintings
chicken shittle
he's going to transform you into the belle of the ball for your big reveal
ik zeg niks betekent iets
Campaign Against Symmetry
I'm gonna make you into chips
compulsive military service
imagine the music in Monk's leg
sir, could you just pop your tray table up please?
a refreshingly obscene philosophy
I would love to be able to be restless
he's going to transform you into the belle of the ball for your big reveal
ik zeg niks betekent iets
Campaign Against Symmetry
I'm gonna make you into chips
compulsive military service
imagine the music in Monk's leg
sir, could you just pop your tray table up please?
a refreshingly obscene philosophy
I would love to be able to be restless
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